Coffee and Cleaning Tips for Bachelors

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Now that's real coffee! Just the way I like it, so strong you can eat it with a fork.

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These guys are apparently a bit more into house cleaning than I am. I clean my ceiling about once every ten years by painting over the stains and dirt, and I live in a basement where, when the rain is really heavy, water comes in and cleans my floor for me. Works great except for once in a while you get up and accidentally step in a puddle of cold water in the middle of the night.